Seeing the Bunnies hopping around Would get any normal man Enchanted. {…But I have to get Hugh Hefner’s meal out, And I refuse to be distracted.}

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I’ve worked for years to make food TASTE good In a hot, hot kitchen. Now I work on set to make it LOOK good. {…and I am NOT a bitchin.’}

People please don’t rush me when I work, I like things to be perfect. You need to match my passion for food, And you’ll get your monies worth it.

Making hot, dirty love with the food, Is what inspires An orgy of ingredients, light & sound {…and of course! what you require.}

Let’s let the cigarettes burn And the coffee brew And wrap this thing up, Clients, Agency and Crew.

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